Happy? (updated)

Happy adj. (happier, happiest) 1 feeling or showing pleasure. 2 fortunate.

happily adv. happiness n.

Good company = Happy. 

Meal/drinks with good company = Happier.

Good friends = Happy.

Not having to change another nappy = Happy.

Nappy rhymes with = Happy.

Good coffee = Happy.

Un-rude people = Happy.

Good brakes on any vehicle = Happy.

Nobody cutting me up on a roundabout = Happy.

No accidents = Happy.

World problems = NOT Happy.

More dosh in pocket = Happy.

Credit card bill = Not Happy.

Leak in bathroom = Not Happy.

Remembering things = Happy.

Fixed leak in bathroom myself = Very Happy.

Islamic bomb plot stopped in this country = Very, Very Happy.

14 year old girl raped = NOT Happy.

Short sentences given by lame pathetic judges = VERY UNHAPPY.

Fuel (especially petrol) prices = Not Happy.

Finding a 5p off every litre voucher on the forecourt = Very Happy.

Not enough time with certain people = Not Happy.

Email received from the National Lottery, saying I have won = Happy.

Only a Tenner? = NOT Happy! 

Politeness, good manners, etc. = Happy.

Noisy neighbours = NOT Happy.

Nosey neighbours = not Happy.

Police called = Happy.

Seeing Soft-tops down = Happy.

Spring soon? = HAPPY!

Possibility of warmer weather = VERY HAPPY!

Being told I’m looking good = Very Happy.

Britain too ‘soft’ = NOT Happy!

Politically correct = not Happy.

Time for myself = Happy.

Wasting that time = not Happy.

Good film/book/comedy = Happy.

Laughing = Obviously Happy? Not necessarily.

Finding Stratford Wordsmiths = Happy.

Endorphins = Happy.

More energy = Happy.

Grey hairs? = Not Happy.

Check test = Not Happy.

Squeaks and Rattles in car = not Happy.

No Squeaks and Rattles in car, fixed myself = Happy.

Not being late = Happy.

Reliability with people and machines = Happy.

Time wasters = NOT Happy.

New ECU needed = VERY UNHAPPY.

Cheap new tyre =Happy.

M.o.T passed = Happy.

Cleaned = Happy.

Off roading trip booked = Happy.

Cute blonde smiled at me, when I smiled at her = Happy.

I do so wonder if she's Happy?
Seeing people smiling = Happy. 
Old man with hat & stick, always smiles and waves, seems Happy.  

Roadworks finished = Happy.

Less traffic = Happy.

Brand new = Happy.

Courtesy not costing anything = Happy.

Politeness = Happy.

Stroked cat again, made it purr = Both of us Happy.

Getting things in the right order = Happy.

Doing your best = Happy.

Surprising people (in a good way) = Happy.

Life full of simple things? = Not always Happy.

Learning from other people’s mistakes = Happy.

Advice from wiser people = Happy.

Drivers using Bluetooth = Happy.

BMW drivers NOT tailgating = Happy.

Kid left toy on bench at bus stop = kid not Happy.

Americanisms in the English language (too many) = Not Happy.

Bad spelling = not Happy.

Problems with education = not Happy.

Remembering things = Happy.

Dictionary = Happy.

Incorrect = not Happy.

Scuzz, LOUD! = Happy.

Arrogant wankers = NOT Happy.  

Bad effing language? If necessary = Happy.

Being able to observe and write it down = HAPPY!
Finding out I can't go next month to Leam. Book club meeting =
NOT Happy.
My 'Happy' not necessarily your 'Happy' 

Being Chris = (currently) HAPPY!